[US Navy Vet]

I will be the one passing out "treats"(we live on a country acreage so we don't have very many "Trick or Treaters(not a very "Target-Rich" Environment)".

[Lazamataz]

I'm going as the United States Bill of Rights.

[Lazamataz]

I'm going as the United States Bill of Rights.

[SECURE AMERICA]

Just another day of work.......

[NEMDF]

We will stay home, pass out candy. It is hard telling how many trick-or-treaters will come. It has fluctuated a good deal, with over 200 a couple years ago. The weather should be decent, so ... We bought 9 bags of candy, probably there will be 8 left by tomorrow night. Will await the arrival of the 2 1/2 year old granddaughter coming in her peacock costume. She's all in to Halloween this year, and fascinated by the leaves falling off the trees. Will probably have the TV on and switch between stuff on FOX news and the Cardinals winning the World Series.

[SeaHawkFan]

Going dancing with my wife and then home to get laid.

[envisio]

“Get off my lawn!”

[Liberty Valance]

Como hacer una calavera de chocolate para dia de muertos - How to make a chocolate skull

[Vermont Lt]

Shut out the lights. Lock the door. Maybe go to a movie. The last thing I am going to do is hand out candy. If I cant eat candy, no one eats candy.

[Billthedrill]

It gets dark at about 6:00 PM right now, so I figure:

5:30 - fill candy bowl with KitKats (yum!)
6:00 - put on scary music 7:00 - start looking around for flashlights - where is everybody?
7:30 - unwrap first KitKat
8:00 - refill candy bowl which has unaccountably gone empty
9:00 - open a beer. They ain't coming
10:00 - wonder why bowl is empty
10:15 - wonder why KitKat sack is empty
10:30 - wonder why beer is empty

Pretty much same as last year.

[LadyBuck]

Just the usual here...

-Send the kids out with trick-or-treat bags, eggs & TP.

-When they get home, punish them for using the eggs & TP.

-Steal the Baby Ruths from the trick-or-treat bags after the kids have been sent to bed early as punishment.

-Drink too much Yuengling with hubby while acting out Rocky Horror (in costume) & eating the kids’ candy.

-Pass out/wake up with candy wrappers stuck to my forehead

Nothing too exciting.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I'm going to take a ride on my chicken!

[outofsalt]

I'm handing out Obamacare suppositories.

[stylecouncilor]

Hubby and I are taking our 19 month old trick or treating for the first time. She’s going to be a pirate!

[Terry L Smith]

It is Samhain.

I have been invited to a friend’s house, where they will be having a ‘dumb (as in silent) dinner’. There shall be a place set and dinner served, with any and all photographs of those the guests or I wish remembered this night. There will be a scroll for I and the other guests to write the names to be proclaimed in remembrance. After dinner, as we all sit in candlelight, with our coffee in hand and silent, the scroll shall be proclaimed by one of the hosts, with one toll of a bell for each name proclaimed. Then, after a time, we shall all disperse, to each our homes.

In another place, and time, I have attended one of these dinners. It was in a large hall, so you can fill in the scenario.

To all I wish a Happy Hallowe’en, A Blessed Samhain.

(It’s pronounced ‘SOW-ehn’.)

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

We will turn the lights off in the front of the house, lock the door and ignore any and all knocks. We choose not to participate in this particular “holiday”.

[papineau]

[Berlin_Freeper]

Halloween - my daughter and the little pirate boy who lives right above us. Her witch costume is hand made.