Posted on 10/30/2013 11:50:46 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
You ask me, Why am I going for Halloween as the United States Bill of Rights?
Because Obama has already tore me up.
You ask me, Why am I going for Halloween as the United States Bill of Rights?
Because Obama has already tore me up.
Nice!
There are people who take the pets of others simply to bring out the worst in their fighting dogs. They adopt animals for the same purpose.
Lots of sick folks out there.
Just another day of work.......
Do you have extra beets? I would opt for the beets, myself.
The Tigers have never won a World Series game in Fenway.
Yesterday the Cardinals had to wait 7 hours on the tarmac before their plane left St. Louis. It goes without saying that it was George W. Bush's fault. Granted that he's an AL man, that was still pretty mean of him.
No they instituted the policy because they THOUGHT black cats were being killed. Nobody has ever found actual proof of this going on anywhere.
You get numerous groups doing the same thing because they think they same. Every vet and animal shelter in the country thinks this is happening, so every vet and animal shelter in the country refuses to adopt out black cats in October. You don’t need a legit risk, just shared fear. When I was a kid the urban legend of tampered candy became very popular, all kinds of organizations all over the country did all kinds of crazy things to protect kids from this terrible scourge including airport purse x-ray machines in malls for parents to run their kids candy through. And it was all based on nothing, there’ve been less than half a dozen cases of candy tampering in the whole country, but the fear was there. Until my generation grew up and realized it was all stupid. Unfortunately black cats don’t have the language or organizational skills to say “this is dumb, there’s no evidence of a threat, never has been”.
Okay, I think I’ve paid the price for my screwup. But bonus points for the dig at Obamacare. :)
Going dancing with my wife and then home to get laid.
“Get off my lawn!”
We haven’t had kids either for years.
I’m thinking it might be the 20 minute drive, the 2 mile driveway, the 4 dogs that sit at the gate and the ornery old bull in the front lot but I haven’t really figured it out yet.
Shut out the lights. Lock the door. Maybe go to a movie. The last thing I am going to do is hand out candy. If I cant eat candy, no one eats candy.
Did you tape the series in ‘67. ‘Cuz it aint gonna be on tomorrow night.
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
And it is widespread. That’s why if you have a cop friend, seriously that investigates this stuff, if they’ll talk about it, they will confirm it.
There are cops on record discussing this activity and confirming that it increases around halloween.
Some people may like to prefer to believe it doesn’t happen and it’s a myth. It’s real, it happens, and the police know it does because they wind up seeing the animals with their guts sliced out.
5:30 - fill candy bowl with KitKats (yum!)
6:00 - put on scary music 7:00 - start looking around for flashlights - where is everybody?
7:30 - unwrap first KitKat
8:00 - refill candy bowl which has unaccountably gone empty
9:00 - open a beer. They ain't coming
10:00 - wonder why bowl is empty
10:15 - wonder why KitKat sack is empty
10:30 - wonder why beer is empty
Pretty much same as last year.
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