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To: nickcarraway

HELL

-The food is British
-The cars are French
-The police are German
-The lovers are Swiss

...and the whole thing is run by Italians


3 posted on 10/26/2013 3:47:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
HELL

-The food is British
-The cars are French
-The police are German
-The lovers are Swiss

...and the whole thing is run by Italians


I have always heard:

Heaven:
The house is British
The wife is Japanese
The wages are American
The food is Chinese

Hell:
The house is Japanese
The wife is American
The wages are Chinese
The food is British


I suppose there are endless variations.
17 posted on 10/26/2013 4:48:20 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: dfwgator

Say what you like, but French cars last forEVER. (lol oh wait. Maybe that’s why you said hell.)


37 posted on 10/26/2013 8:12:15 PM PDT by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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