[Dr. Sivana]

HELL

-The food is British
-The cars are French
-The police are German
-The lovers are Swiss

...and the whole thing is run by Italians

I have always heard:

Heaven:
The house is British
The wife is Japanese
The wages are American
The food is Chinese

Hell:
The house is Japanese
The wife is American
The wages are Chinese
The food is British


I suppose there are endless variations.

[Joe 6-pack]

It used to be said that...

In Heaven:
The police are British
The engineers are German
The chefs are French.

In Hell:
The police are German
The engineers are French
The chefs are British