Call ‘em the Washington Parasites.
Well, I saw an ad last night for Indian Chief motorcycles. Who’s po’d about that? Not in the mainstream enough? Kansas City Chiefs? Pontiac Chief? Are beer makers offended by the Brewers? This is really getting out of hand.
Other solutions :
Keep the name and change to mascot to potatoes or peanuts!
Ditch the offensive part. Move the team out of Washington !
It is nobody’s business except for the guy who owns them. Sheeez.
I like the idea of beating the estrogen out of Bob Costas better.
The Former Washington Redskins.
How about calling them “the Washington Politically correct skins”
Foreskins
How about the Washington Shakedown? Or the PC Jackasses?
The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, hatred, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, violence, counter-productivity, ill-spirit, un-Godliness, and hostility associated with their name.
From now on they will be known simply as the Redskins.
When they say that “they” are beating the war drums, we’re just talking about the media who are all, mostly, DNC party hacks.
Turn them off and tune them out. Life gets a lot simpler when you no longer give them free access to your brain.
That’s something Taleb, the author of Black Swan and a couple of others, has made on many occasions. He knows more the less he listens to the media.
If they were called the ‘Washington Thin Skins’, Obama would object - or should. I would be more embarrassed having “Washington” associated with the team name more than the mascot.
Call them the Washington Engines - for their contribution to... um... well, lets just say that they contributed to the locomotive industry
Red Ink Skins
Th’ Wash’n’tn’ foohbaw team
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that white liberal college kids were behind this whole thing , google the University of Miami (Ohio) Redskins
Remove all reference to American Indians. Marginalize them, make them disappear from history.
Rename the team THE CHIVINGTONS!
Sarc/off
Just change the mascot from an Indian Warrior to the RED POTATO!
Red's Kins
It's a universally appealing solution!
The conservative case:
Naming a professional sports franchise after somebody is an honor worthy of Ronald Reagan because of his great accomplishments, including, but not limited to:
The liberal case:
Naming a professional sports franchise after a person is a horrendous and dishonorable insult to their legacy, a fate Ronald Reagan deserves because of the horrible things he did, including, but not limited to:
A city named after a great president deserves a football team named after a great president.