[ReformationFan]

Just learned about this. It's a fascinating story, reminding about the woman who "married" the Berlin wall.

[SeminoleCounty]

I would like to marry the Storebaelt Bridge in Denmark...but my advances were rejected...and the toll was $45 each way.... (sarc)

[Squawk 8888]

So if a man marries a bridge in India, sutte tradition would demand that he burn his bridges behind him.

[Viennacon]

And the last argument that the ‘slippery slope’ theory was wrong just collapsed.

[mountn man]

Australian woman marries a bridge in France - and even gets the mayor's blessing

Wait until she seeks a divorce claiming irreconcilable differences and then wants alimony.

[Pearls Before Swine]

What will the couple do for their honeymoon?

[Paladin2]

The happy couple:

[DakotaGator]

Wonder what sort of blessings the Mayor will give when she demands conjugal visits?

[Pollster1]

Bridge “marriage” is as valid as gay “marriage”, so why not?

[RichInOC]

Let me guess...she wanted a spouse that was always erect?

[ReaganGeneration2]

Did she fall in love with its length or girth?

(Hey, someone had to ask!)

Anyway, I hope it was a Cantilever, not one those wimpy Suspensions.

[ReformationFan]

Here’s the story about a very sad “widow”, the woman who “married” the Berlin Wall-

http://proexistence.blogspot.com/2008/05/operation-marriage-chaos-woman-married.html

[sten]

she’s crazy as a fox... as her ‘husband’ starts to charge for his ‘services’... and she starts to collect tolls ‘for the family’

[tophat9000]

Well if you can marry a dyke guess you can marry a bridge

[MV=PY]

If the marriage is annulled it’s spanned.

Or has it been suspended?

Still I admit she’s on the beam!

There must be a lot of trussed between them.

[Daffynition]

Hey *All*....who sez the bridge is a *he*?.....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

So I guess Australian bridges aren't good enough for you missy.