[Jack Hydrazine]

Submit that to The Onion!

[TurboZamboni]

I want my fifty thousand dollars...and an sack of 10 jalapeno sliders...and a diet Coke...TO GO!

[CGASMIA68]

Is this “spoda-be” humorous?
Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys.A Waffle House in Dustin or somewhere up that way maybe.

[Mashood]

Its tough being famous.

[Psalm 73]

"Officer Mike Keller had been sitting a few feet away eating his glazed Bear Claw...."

I though you said it was "satire"?

[Essie]

There is nothing funny about the way the left has persecuted and tried to destroy the Zimmerman’s lives. This kind of stuff belongs on a liberal site.

[dfwgator]

Don’t quit your day job.

[lurk]

What’s she doing out at that hour? That’s just not wise.

[DPMD]

The first sentence is a massive lie, so no point in reading further.

[Pan_Yan]

Few things will get you attention around here like posting a mediocre vanity satire. Trust me, I know. After a couple of third degree burn flaming disasters I decided to stick to snarky comments. Best of luck.

[SZonian]

HAH!

"Carlos Peligro" = Carlos DANGER

[tupac]

For this to be considered funny; every f*cking comedian in the world has died, the concept of comedy has not been realized, or it has been posted for the consideration of a bunch of f*cking retards.