[Fiji Hill]

A: The planet where God resides
Q: What is Kolob?

[Colofornian]

A: The planet where God resides Q: What is Kolob?

Well, a lot of Mormon leaders have indicated that "Kolob" -- mentioned in the Mormon "scripture" "Book of Abraham" ... is actually a star... and that the planet of which ye speak of is a planet closest to the "star" of "Kolob"...

So Q might better read:

"What is the planet closest to the alleged star of 'Kolob'"

[Elsie]

What is Kolob?

A star OR a planet.

JAW

[svcw]

Everything you want to know about Kolob, you can learn from Battlestar Galactica.

[shotgun]

A: what do Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and Mitt Romney have in Common?

Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen at the same time.

(the Seinfeld Jeopardy Episode with Cliff Claven)