My mistake.
I will report myself for shamefully using a misnomer; I should have said “Meet our glorious Death Squads”.
Clearly, I am in need of re-education.
(Do I really need a sarc tag?)
> (Do I really need a sarc tag?)
Nyet, Tovarish, but choo do need r-r-reeducation.
Wait. The Russians are probably more free today than we are.
Flat tax - Check
Religion allowed in schools - Check
President who loves his country - Check
Death Penalty for Moslem terrorists - Check
Free Market Economy - Check