[PowderMonkey]

I'll still eat one, or two, or even three if I am at a gathering where they are offered, but I actually get a bigger craving for popcorn."

"Social user," only, eh? Ya', I know your type. A Chippie. "Only on the weekends. I can maintain, man. I can maintain. It's cool." Sure. Next thing ya' know those little poppers ain't enough. You need bigger kicks. The hard stuff. "Newtonian brown" is what you crave. Days fade into weeks and months. Then one morning you wake up 50 lbs overweight, in a seedy motel room. The nightstand holds a half empty glass of curdled milk, and the floor is littered with the remnants of gutted packs...of Fig Newtons. Your a mainliner.

[libertarian27]

LOL
I have been known to do lines of Fig Newtons
More-so in my youth.
Only on the weekends though...
I can control it...:)

[SomeCallMeTim]

Are you an out of work writer from Breaking Bad??

I think, I saw that scene....

My father taught me the family creed:

“To us? Oreos are like spinach for Popeye!”

My sons have learned it too.