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Oh, great. As if we didn't have enough to worry about, now we gotta be scared of Oreos.
1 posted on 10/16/2013 7:23:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

For me, this means that Coke and Morph are not addictive. Assuming it is true...


2 posted on 10/16/2013 7:24:49 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: Silentgypsy

Only if they’re in ice cream.


3 posted on 10/16/2013 7:26:46 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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So...That’s why I can’t drive by Dairy Queen with out getting an Oreo Blizzard?


4 posted on 10/16/2013 7:27:30 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: Silentgypsy
Oreos are good. But it has been years since we bought a package for the house. Not because of any fear of addition but because we are getting to the age that we can use a lot less sugar in our diet.

I'll still eat one, or two, or even three if I am at a gathering where they are offered, but I actually get a bigger craving for popcorn.

5 posted on 10/16/2013 7:28:04 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Uh huh...what are the physical withdrawal symtoms of Oreos?


6 posted on 10/16/2013 7:28:37 AM PDT by circlecity
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"We will tell you, if you were wondering — the rats broke the Oreos open and ate the middles first. And then, of course....kept eating."

that nails it !
8 posted on 10/16/2013 7:29:30 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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so don’t give Oreos to rats, problem solved!


9 posted on 10/16/2013 7:29:32 AM PDT by bigbob
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Maybe the gubmint will start a program for addicts to receive clean Oreos or at least Hydrox (a cheaper alternative) that hasn’t had their patent bought out by Big Cookie.


11 posted on 10/16/2013 7:30:10 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Betcha Michelle Imelda Obama eats them by the pound although she won’t hesitate to lambaste Nabisco for what they’re doing to our children.


12 posted on 10/16/2013 7:33:08 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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In a series reboot of Breaking Bad, they'll be making a new blue filling for Oreos.
15 posted on 10/16/2013 7:37:55 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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"..bunk, open another box"

16 posted on 10/16/2013 7:38:25 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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KA-CHING! And the AMA finds yet another billable “disorder”! $$$$$


18 posted on 10/16/2013 7:44:07 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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I don’t usually buy them - sugared Crisco between two not-quite-chocolate-flavored wafers, and then there’s the rainbow thing. They’re not healthy and I don’t really like them. However, my children do and they were on sale and I hadn’t bought any for more than a year.

This research explains why I ate seven or eight in one sitting. I swear, I don’t like them!


20 posted on 10/16/2013 7:48:44 AM PDT by heartwood
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I’m throwing the BS flag...

Either that, or I am have one of the least “addiction prone” systems ever.

Cigarettes? Quit cold turkey. No problem. Alcohol? I’ve had bouts of hard drinking in my past, but nothing problematic or addicted. Oreos? I like them, but on the level of a hard narcotics addiction?

Not even close...

Just because something triggers your pleasure centers doesn’t mean you are going to become addicted to it.

Unless, a lot of what they’ve said about hard narcotics is complete BS too. Which, I’m willing to admit is a distinct possibility.


22 posted on 10/16/2013 7:49:22 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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I wonder if anyone has done Free Republic addiction experiments.


23 posted on 10/16/2013 7:49:48 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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Obama, the ultimate Oreo ........

Addictive to those who are easily hooked.


27 posted on 10/16/2013 7:50:37 AM PDT by patriotspride
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To: Silentgypsy
Ever feel like you could eat the whole bag yourself?

Been there done that. Actually oreos are not all that good by themselves but dip them in either milk or coffee and its over. Especially if its the mint filling oreos. Still its easy to not buy the next bag after experiencing the stomach cramps an oreo bender can cause, so I would not say they are addictive in the true sense of the word.

31 posted on 10/16/2013 7:52:08 AM PDT by HerrBlucher (Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
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34 posted on 10/16/2013 7:52:59 AM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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We must ban Oreos. Must ban Oreos. We must ban Oreos.


35 posted on 10/16/2013 7:53:24 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The Constitution is obsolete only if you see Mein Kampf or the Communist Manifesto as a replacement.)
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It's not addictive/diabeeetus, it's art.


36 posted on 10/16/2013 7:55:02 AM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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