Costas, Michaels, and Collingsworth are all insufferable pussies.
El Rushbo! Al Michaels here wishing you a happy, glorious 20th. You know, the world's greatest iconic athletes are exalted because they perform at the highest level year after year after year. You are the radio equivalent of these legends. For two decades you've always been prepared, and when I turn on the radio, I know that you'll be topical, informative, interesting, thought provoking, and funny. You are an everyday treat, an unusually important figure in this country. And on a personal level, Rush, having gotten to know you over the years you are a man whose friendship I am extremely grateful for. Your loyalty knows no boundaries, and your friends are the lucky beneficiaries. Rush, here's a toast to the past 20 years, to 20 more, and to 20 more after that. Cheers, skol, l'chaim, and congratulations to you in a hundred languages.