Posted on 10/13/2013 5:31:14 PM PDT by Gamecock
No, twerking is definitely a Protestant thing.
This... 'female' thinks "twerking" is "seductive"? I'll go out on a limb here and guess she has a BJ Clintoon poster and bumperstickers.
Idiot husband should have recognized her preferences long before this incident, and if he was smart would have left her to find her own ride whenever she was finished for the occasion, to return to her recent abode and make arrangements to have her personal belongings (including the piece of AstroTurf) picked up off the lawn and garbage bin(s) for transport to her next dwelling.
Sometimes a mate's just gotta know when to shake 'is head and walk off.
“No, twerking is definitely a Protestant thing.”
No, Twerking is definitely a simian thing. Apes do it.
Only marry a woman who makes more money and has more assets than you do. If she starts grinding on another man, don’t get angry, videotape it.
>>>Damn. This reminds me that our 35th wedding anniversary was a week ago. Fortunately, and apparently, neither of us noticed.>>>
Yes, SHE did!
You could have stopped at “Decent women do not twerk.”
Don’t we need pictures first?
“Yes, SHE did!”
No she didn’t. Been that way for most of the last 35 years. Asian customs ...
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