The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
—P.J. ORourke—
Words to live by....
Tommy came home from work last night and found that the sewers had backed up in the neighborhood. The sewage was backed up all the way to the roof in his house. Now Tommy has two choices, raise the ceiling or pump out the poop. What should he do?
CONGRESS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE
CONGRESS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE
Love this ... stealing :-)