I get back on the Win Big Wagon with these picks:Thursday night finds the Buffalopes at the Brownstains and the biggest brown lumps left at the end of the day will be buffalo chips--
Sunday finds the Saints turning the other cheek before finally eating Da Bears' lunch
The Pattycakes, to big's delight, hang TCU North's Bengalskins to the wall
And at Lamboo Field, big's pleasure continues as his Pakcerwackers bankrupt the Loinchops
My Old Dallas Texans, and my new hero, Big Chief Andy... 
stay undefeated by scalping Allegra's Old Earlers
The 12th Males' Seahags find no luck as the Colts hand them their first loss
Rams get an additional bye as the Teabowless Jags show up and that's all
Joe gets his crabs back down in Phinland, winning in a squeeker
Gadzooks, Pharmboy! Who'd have guessed I'd be pulling for your Jersey Jints to beat the Iggles? Well, since the NFL's new 'PC Feel Good Rules' says both cannot lose, I had to--
Cam get shafted as the Red Byrds pleased the home crowd-- All six of them who are not secret Dallas Cowboys' fan
Allegra's Texicans get back on the horse and hide the 69er's soap-- Or they better 'cause I've seen Allegra mad!
Sorry, Seven- The lights go out in Oakland as the Bolts electrocute your Waiders
Monday night not only do the Jets crash & burn at Vick's old Black Byrds' Memorial Dog Park and Grill, Old, Bold Former-Jet Pilot Joe... 
does, too!
In the second Bye & Lesbians Weekend Retreat Bowl of the season and the first one with four teams, of the Viqueens, Stoolers, Bucking Ears and Deadskins, only sPittsburg stays winless
Okay, mark this on the seat of your breeches! My Boys... 
don't have a chinaman's chance against Mile High Manning--
[Gadzooks! Did I... 
say that out loud?]
But if Jerry's secret negoations with The Left Coast's Chinese Football League for their Supertuff Occidental 'Chop-Chop' Sack Machine pan out, we can win!
"If you meet my demands... 
you have Hop Sings' Three-Hoof Donkey Stew for Sunday dinner!"
Bender has predicted his Cowboys will lose to Denver, Cornelius, so schedule him... 
for experimental brain surgery so we can nip this in the bud
BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN SPORTS... 
Ken Brockmann reporting--
Being Obama's favorite news channel and using our source in the National Security Agency... 
we have got an advance copy of big's original telegram with his picks for Week 5 as shown here:
While our CNN Code Expert was unable to deciper the text, he did say, "Very interesting... 
but who can say who wins in the NFL with all this parity crap!"
This has been Ken Brockmann reporting... 
BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN SPORTS
or talk to the hand!