Can’t see much thru the acrid smoke from burning buildings ... hear screams from down the block, probably roving gangs raiding the old folks home for meth and Viagra ... packs of rabid wolves prowling the street ... slipped on what I thought was a trickle of water at the curb; turns out it was blood. Stores looted, no food. We’re drinking toilet water and had to eat the neighbor’s border terrier this morning. Son stubbed his toe yesterday and it immediately became gangrenous. We’ll have to take the leg this afternoon. But at least it will be more tender than border terrier.
Radio and TV are both silent. No power, lights, heat. We had to burn the grand piano last night to keep the wolves away. Siding’s next. Stench of garbage and rotting flesh overwhelming. Explosions in Uptown. Are those zombies down by the Chinese buffet?
Haircut appointment canceled. Newspaper didn’t come this morning. Truly these are the Last Days. I only hope the end comes quickly ...
Damn you, Republicans! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU ...
Think you’ve got problems there...get this...No bowel movement for me this morning. I NEED GOVERNMENT HELP NOW!!!