No doubt all the remakes will star Channing Tatum. He’ll play “Carrie” as transgendered and will kill all the intolerant right-wing -phobic haters with his, er, her, telekinetic rage. Sounds like a wiener, er, winner to me.
“...He’ll play “Carrie” as transgendered and will kill all the intolerant right-wing -phobic haters...”
Ya know, they’re just psychotic enough in Hollyweird to make that storyline happen, brother...