James is a sweet fellow who is fairly well preserved for his age but who’s belly jiggles like a bowl of jelly. However, he does tend to get pickled quite often, usually in the hot tub. I won’t go into details on Marcella’s joyful “can do anything with” but you wouldn’t believe the stories her squirrels are chattering about.
“...but you wouldn’t believe the stories her squirrels are chattering about.”
Which is why I’m trying to catch them - they are ruining my reputation.
/johnny