[Lazamataz]

Recently, when I pulled up to a red-light, a hot young prostitute leaned into my car, and said, "How about it, honey?"

I eagerly invited her into my car. I asked, "How much?"

She said, "One hundred dollars, and I will do anything you ask me."

Breathlessly, I agreed, and sped to my house, where I gave her a ladder, a paintbrush, and 30 gallons of outdoor latex gloss white. "Paint my house," I murmured sexily, trembling at the thought.

[John O]

This routine is from a Dan Akroyd movie! (I’d mention the actress involved who said it but I wouldn’t want to turn anyone’s stomache)

[ravenwolf]

I eagerly invited her into my car. I asked, “How much?”

She said, “One hundred dollars, and I will do anything you ask me.”

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I would have done the same thing but i would have got the $100 in advance.