Um, don't ask how I know that.
Danny Bonaduce and Bridget The Midget...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rjYuScrchc
There’s also one radio show he did where he talked about “doing some midget broad” he met at a David Lee Roth party, and he was getting it on with her in a playground swing at 3am in a really bad neighborhood... and he suddenly looked at her chubby hands on the swing chains, freaked, and ran off with his pants dropping around his ankles...
I almost drove off the road when I heard that story, I was laughing so hard...
Was it midget or dwarf?
Gunner doesn’t know if he should be interested or not.