LOL! And with all the free translation sites on the internet, you can even give truthful answers if you so desire.
For example: Fem personer bor på huset mitt. Vi har to biler. Men ett er ødelagt.
Which is Norwegian for: Five people live at my house. We have two cars. But one is broken.
Or old-style Mandarin pictograms!
Pig Latin is good, better yet Klingon.