[Maceman]

They probably want to know if you have pets and if you squeeze their anal glands as near as often as the government squeezes ours. :-)

I have a pet beaver but I only squeeze its anal glands when I'm baking.

[machogirl]

So now am I going to have to look for the “beaver free” label on vanilla? Or a label that says, “no beavers were harmed during extraction”?