[Hot Tabasco]

Hong Luo doesn't drink beer himself

Here's a liitle more about professor Luo:

1. Graduated from HS at the top of his class in China

2. Graduated from the U. of Buffalo at the top of his class, majoring in physics.

3. Never attended a frat party.

4. Never got invited to a frat party.

5. The first and last time he ever drank beer, he got so drunk he ended up sleeping with a butt ugly gal he met in a bar and contracted gonorrhea....

6. Professor Luo blames the gonorrhea as an allergic reaction to beer..........

[Red Badger]

7. Lost a testicle due to the Gonorrhea, hence his name......