Posted on 09/10/2013 11:01:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
When my stent was being inserted I was in a kind of twilight state, but I remember asking the doctors "are we having fun yet?"
I’ve had surgery under general anesthesia several times. I hope I didn’t say any of the crazy $hit that’s been posted on this thread!
‘’I get no respect.’’ “I told my doctor “Hey doc, every morning I wake up and look in the mirror I get sick!’’ “What’s the matter with me?’’ He said “I don’t know but your eye sights perfect’’.
My Dad was in his 70’s and staying over a weekend to have ticker tests, one which required mild anesthesia, and when we left him at the hospital after the procedure he seemed to be resting comfortably.
Sometime during the night he escaped from his unit, and was found in the early hours of the morning cuddled up to a woman who was not his wife in another ward of the hospital.
He was a retired doctor who had worked in the hospital, so it gave the staff something to chuckle about. He was also a devout Mormon, and the bored Mormon housewives had something to titter about too. And of course, at home we were merciless, all about where he had been keeping his wild oats and what did Mom think about the other woman. He seemed to enjoy being the “object of scandal” LOL
I remember the story my mother told me when she was having me. They medicated her and from what the nurse told her. She was telling the doctor how much she loved him and grabbed his hand and blah blah LOL. Glad dad wasn’t there LOL
Smart dude.
Who video tapes anyone coming out of surgery?
“Who video tapes anyone coming out of surgery?”
Got my son on video before he went in for MRSA surgery. He was looped on Demerol and was singing, “Barney is a dinosaur from southern California.”
Or who the father was.
I used to see that reaction from guys who were anesthetized with Jack Daniels.
Actually, many hospitals have security cameras in the recovery rooms as routine practice.
A few years back there were a bunch of claims by women that they were molested in the recovery rooms. Some hospitals put in the cameras and when the claims continued they were able to demonstrate that the molestations were hallucinated.
Kind of stubby fingers though.
I have a question. If you’re the wife, are you complemented, or do you suddenly realize you are out-of-the-league of your husband and horribly undermarried?
pretty common with everybody walking around with a video camera built into their phone.
What an idiot.
He’s stoned out of his mind.
Did Laz get married and we not know about it?
My wife after having a c-section woke up, she was screaming like a maniac.... she has no recall at all of doing that...
She still doesn’t believe me...
hmmmm good question LOL
I know. It’s a sickness.
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