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To: Slings and Arrows

When I die, I want to be cremated.
Loaded into artillery shells.
Then fired at terrorists.

Pets?
Sure, add them to the mix too.
Just for giggles.

9 posted on 09/08/2013 10:36:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)

To: Darksheare

Is your will going to have an executor or a forward observer?

11 posted on 09/08/2013 10:39:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)

To: Darksheare

eat a bunch of pork products before you die. maybe wear a pork suit before cremation. if you’re going to be shot at terrorists, that’s what you need.

13 posted on 09/08/2013 10:42:42 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)

To: Darksheare

You should begin your diet of pork rinds and alcohol now...

(I stand willing to help you in that endeavor by the way...)

40 posted on 09/08/2013 11:40:46 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)

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