Maybe, when the hair density is great enough, it spontaneously generates another cat.
I lived with a friend that had 2 English Labs... and he gave them free reign of the house... I hated vacuuming doghair from everything, especially the couches, so every week or I would take he lads out to the middle of the yard and spend a good 1/2 hour brushing each dog with one of those “Furminator” brushes... which was actually more like a lice comb. They tolerated it to a degree... one was more obnoxious than the other of course...but when I was done, it looked like a lawnmower ran over a rabbit... I often considered taking the fur and spinning it into fiber... as it was quite soft And there was a LOT oofit. Thing is, with all the Frontline the boys would get, I was more inclined to treat the fur like toxic waste.
“They” say that if you have a groundhog problem, you can put dog fur in the mouth of the burrow and the gophers will Amscray.
Reminds me of the old joke about the kid seeing the dust bunnies under his bed. He runs to his mother saying that he remembers that ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and someone under the bed is either coming or going.