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Something you don't see everyday
Queensland Country Life ^ | 07/09/2013 | mrdaddylonglegs

Posted on 09/06/2013 10:32:45 PM PDT by MrDaddyLongLegs

BUSINESS FOR SALE Kangaroo Scrotum Souvenirs Manufacturing business for sale.

(Excerpt) Read more at queenslandcountrylife.com.au ...


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: business; kangaroo; scrotum; tourist
Now there is a business opportunity you don't see every day, something to make you smile amongst all the bad news.

BUSINESS FOR SALE Kangaroo Scrotum Souvenirs Manufacturing business for sale. Easy to learn and relocate. Owner now 73 and retiring. $200.000 plus SAV Phone

PROPERTY : BUSINESSES FOR SALE 29/08/2013 North Queensland Register

1 posted on 09/06/2013 10:32:45 PM PDT by MrDaddyLongLegs
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Hey maybe Obama should get in touch with these guys not only could he buy as scrotum, but maybe even a pair of B***s to put in it.


2 posted on 09/06/2013 10:36:38 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs
Make a tv show about it.

Scrotum Dynasty.

3 posted on 09/06/2013 10:39:18 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

roo scrotum — follow the bouncing balls, mate.


4 posted on 09/06/2013 10:49:42 PM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: Mastador1

Ah! I was wondering what market to target if I were to buy such a business.

Probably a lot of “word by mouth” customers in Washington. Could cut down on advertising cost.


5 posted on 09/06/2013 11:03:30 PM PDT by berdie
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

I was at the petting zoo and was luckily able to use a baby goat as a shield against a mad midget donkey that was biting and kicking. Then we went by the Kangaroos and the fence was so flimsy I took my family away from there. My daughter could have easily tumbled right in. The only thing separating people from the elephants is a narrow trench and they are on higher ground.

We filed official complaints, a week later the head of the zoo announced he was leaving.


6 posted on 09/06/2013 11:15:13 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Guess the owner decided to bag it.


7 posted on 09/06/2013 11:23:40 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

LOL

Just sent it to a friend from Australia who became an American two years ago.


8 posted on 09/06/2013 11:28:14 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs
Something you don't see everyday

Unless of course you happen to catch the Late - Late Show with Craig Ferguson ...

9 posted on 09/06/2013 11:51:34 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Supposedly people have been using these for years to keep their tobacco in! The tobacco retains it’s moisture well in them! They are dried and tanned first!


10 posted on 09/07/2013 12:38:53 AM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong.)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

ROFL! Finally a business that might thrive in the O ecconomy- I suppose the relocation details might be hard to manage though. And the Kangaroos might object.


11 posted on 09/07/2013 12:44:04 AM PDT by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Yeah, maybe I don’t see them everyday.... But I don’t ever look for them either.


12 posted on 09/07/2013 12:55:38 AM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Do you have to get the raw material yourself?

I hear that kangaroos kick pretty hard.


13 posted on 09/07/2013 5:07:39 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

Niche marketing in the extreme.


14 posted on 09/07/2013 5:54:21 AM PDT by Arm_Bears (Refuse; Resist; Rebel; Revolt!)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs; naturalman1975
I just saw a documentary about Australian prisons the other day.It said that a substantial percentage of the prisoners are Aborigines from remote towns and villages who love to eat kangaroo tails.They consider them a gourmet treat.
15 posted on 09/07/2013 8:00:20 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (If Obama Had A City It Would Look Like Detroit)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

How does one manufacture Kangaroo Scrotums?


16 posted on 09/07/2013 6:02:21 PM PDT by B4Ranch (AGENDA: Grinding America Down ----- http://vimeo.com/63749370)
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To: MrDaddyLongLegs

How does one manufacture Kangaroo Scrotums?


17 posted on 09/07/2013 6:02:21 PM PDT by B4Ranch (AGENDA: Grinding America Down ----- http://vimeo.com/63749370)
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To: B4Ranch
"How does one manufacture Kangaroo Scrotums?"

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Very carefully..........

18 posted on 02/20/2014 12:03:22 PM PST by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: hummingbird

Hold still! This is your 1st and final warning.


19 posted on 02/20/2014 12:46:33 PM PST by B4Ranch (Name your illness, do a Google & YouTube search with "hydrogen peroxide". Do it and be surprised.)
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