Posted on 09/04/2013 1:50:44 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
WORLD BANK/UNITED NATIONS
Attention: BENEFICIARY,
The United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC) has made available total of $863,725,490.00 to 27 governments and two international organizations for distribution to 370 successful claimants. This payment is made under the 2011 first phase of the payment mechanism established by the UNCC Governing Council. Your name came up under the list of people who have long-outstanding claims from inheritance of funds, lottery winnings prizes, and contractors to some foreign governments. See the UNITED NATIONS news link for details: http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
Your Payment File was given to this office in respect of your total long over-due amount for which we have approved $2.5million us dollars (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand united states dollars. for you as compensation on your long awaiting fund related transaction You have Failed to claim because of either non-compliance with official processes or apparent ineptitude by the payment officers who have been handling the payment We wish to bring to you the solution to this problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through the STANFORD TRUST BANK where this amount has been deposited in your name. However, while the bank has tried to contact you without success a person in the name of Morris Green an American citizen sent a message and called the bank claiming that he has your mandate to claim the funds. Do you know this person and did you authorize him to claim the funds on your behalf?
It is very important that you contact us immediately as STANFORD TRUST BANK will have no option than to release the funds to Morris Green if they do not hear from you in the next 72 hours.
In your response you must send the following information as listed below.
1. Full name
2. Phone and Fax number
3. Your age and current occupation
4. Attach copy of your identification
Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in recovering and receiving your payment.
Note that because of impostors we hereby issue you our Code of Conduct, which is (WBA-103),so you have to indicate this code when contacting the bank Global Finance Bank by using it as your subject to enable the bank refer to your file in there payment data base to enhance immediate response to you for your payment.
Forward All your Details as indicated above to the paying bank either by fax or by email below immediately so that you will receive your share of compensation fund $2.500.00 without any delay. Failure to establish contact with the bank within 72hours your payment file will be suspended due to negligence.
Stanford Trust Bank
United Kingdom
Contact person
MRS SUSAN WONG
Tel: +4470317430986
Fax: +44 (0)740901 2141
Email:department@india.com
I know. I checked.
"I was wif Special Forces Secret Battalion Forces Agent Secret Agent Orange - Yeah! that wuz my name Agent Orange!"
Awesome movie.
But you just know some little old lady (or man) will completely go for it and lose everything.
Along with a note saying that "Mo Green won't be claiming any of *MY* funds, thank you. I suggest you have the cash here for me in the morning, lest YOU wake up with the fishes."
Good ole Stanford, once-proud financial institution. And then one day, the execs were perp-walked out of the building. Friend of mine worked there.
And the illustrious Allen Stanford hid out in the Caribbean until brought to justice. Currently serving 110 years for bilking investors in what the judge called a “massive Ponzi scheme.” Worse than Madoff.
So sure, where do I sign?
There actually was a Stanford International Bank. Check Wikipedia.
Morris Green?
That kid’s name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn’t even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn’t angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we’ve chosen; I didn’t ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!
Fredo, you broke my heart!
Sounds legit. Are you logged in?
I was going to post the 419 eaters.
Darn it.
Classic counter scam stuff.
Whacou Goh Wong?
“I done took out Hitler! That’s worth a dollar!
I made the Chinese cook roast beef! Where the love at?”
Their stuff is awesome. I recommend everyone read it for some great laughs!
That is the funniest damned thing I’ve seen in a few years. So tell me about your business, “LOWBIDGERULES.”
I’ve always thought that someone could make a movie about the 419 eaters.
It was based on a Ponzi scheme.
Considering all of the stories they have posted I’m sure a screenplay could be written that is a composite of them.
You are a sad, twisted little man with a demonstrated penchant for deviancy.
I especially admire the deviancy.
And the twistedness.
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