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Dwarf Set on Fire at Party
Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Posted on 09/03/2013 12:13:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Allegations that a dwarf performer was set on fire during an Australian Football League club's end-of-season celebrations were being investigated Tuesday.

The league's chief executive Andrew Demetriou has apologised after laughing on ‘live’ television when told of the claims against a St Kilda Saints player, which he said he initially thought were a joke.

Blake Johnston and his colleague Arthur Serevetas were reportedly booked by the Saints to entertain players at their so-called ‘Mad Monday’ event this week, but it allegedly got out of hand.

Channel Nine said a group of players began using a lighter to set fire to each other's clothes as a prank, before one, who has not been named, is said to have turned his attention to Johnston, who is also a wrestler and goes under the moniker Mr Big.

"A player went behind my friend with one of those gas lighters that you light up a stove and basically lit him up," Serevetas told the broadcaster's Footy Classified show.

"Part of his shirt and pants caught on fire. After that someone put it out and he got ticked off and we basically left.

"That was the end of our gig basically."

Johnston was quickly helped by other players and suffered only minor injuries, the reports said.

Serevetas said he considered the St Kilda player's actions as criminal and had advised his colleague to take action.

A club spokesman told AFL.com.au: "The club is investigating and is unable to add anything further at this time."

When Demetriou was told of the incident on live television, he began giggling -- a reaction which sparked angry reaction on social media.

He later apologised, saying he thought it was a joke.

"I was actually giggling at the beginning... because I thought they were having me on. I thought it was a joke," he said.

"After I found out that it was true, it's just reprehensible. "I was flabbergasted because in the scheme of all the things we've been (through), that would have been one I could never have predicted that we would deal with.

"It wasn't meant to be offensive and I apologise to anyone who is offended."

Aussie Rules has endured a tough season, with Essendon coach James Hird banned for 12 months and the side hit with the biggest fine in the sport's history -- Aus$2.0 million (US$1.8 million) -- over a drug supplements scandal.


TOPICS: Local News; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; headlines; holdmebeermate; napl
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To: nickcarraway

So they’re saying is was a small fire....


41 posted on 09/03/2013 1:20:09 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Alex Murphy

ROFL ROFL STOP IT!!! My ribs are hurting. OMG you guys are crazy - love it =)


42 posted on 09/03/2013 1:22:37 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: nickcarraway

just a bit of high spirits, mate. No worries.


43 posted on 09/03/2013 1:27:00 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: nickcarraway

“Don’t tell the elf.”


44 posted on 09/03/2013 1:30:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: freedom46and2

Stories like that fall within my portfolio.


45 posted on 09/03/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: llevrok
Hi Ho Hi Ho it's up in flames we go
As Aussies Cheer
All drunk on Beer
Hi Ho Hi Ho.
46 posted on 09/03/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I don’t know why the players did that to him. Most are nuts over the little guy.


47 posted on 09/03/2013 1:33:52 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: shibumi; nickcarraway

48 posted on 09/03/2013 1:34:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Patriot Babe; GeronL; nickcarraway; JoeProBono
Wait - I think I saw this in a movie:

Fire Down Below

49 posted on 09/03/2013 1:35:50 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
My favorite scene from the movie “Time Bandits” is when John Cleese, as the Sheriff of Nottingham, meets one of the dwarfs and says (doing his best Prince Phillip “walk around” impersonation), “Oh, you're a dwarf. How lovely for you. Indeed.”
50 posted on 09/03/2013 1:37:36 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
"Part of his shirt and pants caught on fire. After that someone put it out and he got ticked off and we basically left.

Apparently the dwarf was Grumpy.


51 posted on 09/03/2013 1:47:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Hardraade

Toss another shrimp on the barbey?...


52 posted on 09/03/2013 1:54:55 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: nickcarraway

so a guy comes home in the middle of the day to find his wife in bed with a dwarf. He says ,”dang it woman you’re gonna have to quit this crap”She says, “honey I’m trying to cut back.”


53 posted on 09/03/2013 2:19:52 PM PDT by rsobin
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To: rsobin

54 posted on 09/03/2013 2:22:17 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: JRios1968

“As my Mom always says “It’s all fun and games until someone sets a dwarf on fire...””

Jure mom really say that?


55 posted on 09/03/2013 2:22:54 PM PDT by rsobin
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To: dblshot

what do you call a stoned prostitute?
Hi Ho.

But I digress,,,,,,


56 posted on 09/03/2013 2:24:06 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: nickcarraway

Oh my.


57 posted on 09/03/2013 2:54:45 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: God luvs America

LOL


58 posted on 09/03/2013 2:58:23 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: nickcarraway

Allegations that a dwarf performer was set on fire during an Australian Football League club’s end-of-season celebrations were being investigated Tuesday.


Jeez, what do they do if it’s a bad season?


59 posted on 09/03/2013 3:43:13 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Well he sure as hell wasn’t Happy, that’s fer sure!


60 posted on 09/03/2013 3:47:38 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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