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1 posted on 09/02/2013 7:46:07 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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Joe ... what say we all get together and invite particular people to play on that course. Might save all of us a lot of heartache.


2 posted on 09/02/2013 7:48:06 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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said he was grabbed by a croc that had been hiding in the nearby bushes

Ban those shoes now!

3 posted on 09/02/2013 7:48:22 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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So who is he going to sue for making him a moron?


4 posted on 09/02/2013 7:50:57 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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NEW YORK, - A Long Island, N.Y., man filed suit against a Mexican golf resort after be lost two fingers to a crocodile after chipping out of a sand trap.

A crocodile chipping out of a sand trap. Now THAT I want to see. Please tell me there's video.

5 posted on 09/02/2013 7:52:11 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Golfer sues club


10 posted on 09/02/2013 7:54:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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I don’t live too far from NY - and am surprised a croc could survive here. Have never heard of such a thing before.


11 posted on 09/02/2013 7:55:25 AM PDT by PGR88
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What was his handicap?


12 posted on 09/02/2013 7:55:36 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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If a Mexican gets chomped by a croc (or an alligator) in the US, he goes to the hospital for free. The hospital may try to collect later, but mostly they get paid out of higher fees for the rest of us who have insurance.

If a US citizen gets chomped by a croc in Mexico, he has to come up with $17,000 in cash, in advance, to be treated.


14 posted on 09/02/2013 7:55:49 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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How was the croc supposed to know it was a routine bunker shot?


15 posted on 09/02/2013 7:55:54 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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What did those idiots think all those human remains were doing around that bush? Did they think those were golfers who died from slow play?


18 posted on 09/02/2013 7:57:13 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Iberostar Cancun Golf Club knew the croc was prowling around but did nothing more than hang some yellow tape around its hideout. "That means 'Grounds under repair' in America," said Lunger,

Yeah, well, you were in Mexico you dummkopf. Next time get a Mexican-to-English dictionary of tape colors.

23 posted on 09/02/2013 7:58:58 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Play golf in the USA.

He’s lucky the alligator wasn’t armed.


25 posted on 09/02/2013 8:00:34 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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Had to pay $17,000 in advance? Why don’t we take that approach with our “visitors” from south of the border?

I can’t say I feel any pity for anyone who has issues when visiting Mexico.


28 posted on 09/02/2013 8:02:30 AM PDT by digger48
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maybe that'll teach-em to stay the HELL out of mexco...
29 posted on 09/02/2013 8:04:35 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Martin made a tourniquet out of a golf towel and rushed his bleeding friend to the club house in their gold cart.

How nice. They had a cart made of gold. Evil rich Republicans! They deserved to lose their fingers to a crocodile chipping out of a sand trap!

Sorry. LOOSE their fingers.

31 posted on 09/02/2013 8:08:31 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Sounds like “rub of the green” to me...


33 posted on 09/02/2013 8:13:43 AM PDT by rhinohunter (Freepers aren't booing -- they're shouting "Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz")
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He did get a free drop though.


34 posted on 09/02/2013 8:14:57 AM PDT by bray (Coming soon: The Republic of Texas 2022)
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When they say this course has some tough hazards, they’re not kidding.


35 posted on 09/02/2013 8:16:26 AM PDT by lurk
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Nobody told the croc he had to stay behind the yellow tape...


36 posted on 09/02/2013 8:22:30 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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37 posted on 09/02/2013 8:24:31 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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