When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry.
When you get angry, you go blow off steam with a woman you are not attracted to [shows a man and a woman playing Wii aggressively]
When you go blow off steam playing Wii with a woman you are not attracted to, you make stupid bets so as not to have to sleep with her.
When you make stupid bets with a woman you are not attracted to in order to avoid sex, you usually wind up losing the bet and finding sex toys on your pillow.
Don’t wind up finding sex toys on your pillow, placed there by an unattractive woman, get Direct TV”
You have a future in advertising. Or Democratic policy development.
That is very good!