We don't work on Sundays and major Holidays.
“We don’t work on Sundays and major Holidays.”
Or snow days. Trust me on that one.
If you want to save serious bucks, the next time there’s a “snow day” at the NSA (I’m sure this works equally well for ANY gov’t agency) and only essential personnel are required to report for work, get rid of everybody that doesn’t show up that day.
If you’re not essential, why are we paying you a salary?
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