[Chainmail]

The "punched in the back of the head story" came from that obese golf-cart-riding "athlete" who was interviewed. You will note my skepticism of that source. The sight of the golfer rolling around in the ground with that kid should be embarrassing to all of you - but then again, maybe all of you look upon golf is vaguely worthwhile.

Sorry, I served in the Marine Corps and didn't waste my time riding around in carts and calling it "exercise". We also didn't waste our time wrestling with children.

[pgkdan]

Oh...so you can’t golf. I get it.

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

Marines don't golf? Interesting bit of new info.

I'll run by Miramar today and let the guys on the course know that you do not consider their activities worthwhile.

I'm sure they'll clear the course in your honor.