***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

[Doogle]

....this one is a keeper

[Lucky9teen]

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FIGHT AMONGST YERSELVES




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I found a list of possible names for America’s new war on Syria. Sp, what would you call it?

1. Operation Jesus Walks With Me

2. Operation Syrius Shit

3. Operation Assault on Mordor

4. Operation Bash Assad

5. Operation We’ve Been Drinking

6. Operation Destroyacus

7. Operation Mediterranean Diet of Death

8. Operation Twerkstorm

9. Operation Arab Sting

10. Celebrity Death Strike

[BerryDingle]

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember.

[tumblindice]

My dog’s breath is sooo bad ... (How bad is it?)
In the dark, I can’t tell which end I’m smelling.

[Lucky9teen]

Operation Siding with Muslims

[Heartlander]

Twerk / Breaking Bad Mash Up

[MortMan]

Top ten! (?)

[bmwcyle]

It is silly but so scary at the same time.

[Mathews]

Top Ten?

[Mathews]

YES!!

[dayglored]

Top 12?

[clearcarbon]

[Loud Mime]

A ping to the quotes at the beginning.....and the good humor
that follows.

[Lucky9teen]

Operation Blurred Red Lines

[ShadowAce]

Yea!! It’s Finally Friday!!

[IM2MAD]

My favorite words...

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.

[IM2MAD]

Red Skelton on marriage.

I take my wife everywhere—but she keeps finding her way back.

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, “There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

[MissNomer]

Hysterical! This is a great start to Friday Silliness!

[KarlInOhio]

“The president has… no…. Constitutional… authority to take this nation to war against a country of 70 million people unless we’re attacked, or unless there is proof that we are about to be attacked,” Biden declared, loud and clear. ”And if he does, I would move to impeach him. The House, obviously, has to do that. But I would lead an effort to impeach him.” - Joe Biden

But since Syria has only 22 million people Obama can do whatever he feels like there.