[Responsibility2nd]

I've seen a lot of things on TV. Yes I have. But I must say; I've never seen foam finger sex before.

Until now.

[MNDude]

“it hit Chmelar in a way that most of us can’t truly comprehend.”

Actually, I fully comprehend what he’s going through as I was the one that first invented sticking out your tongue during live performances.

[DannyTN]

You don’t know where that foam finger’s been.

[Deb]

Also, tongues everywhere were outraged!

[colorado tanker]

bud light presents real american heroes (real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. giant foam finger maker (mr. giant foam finger maker
without you, our teams would be in six or seventh place and feel as if they were in sixth or seventh place (can you feel it)
carefully, you craft uncanny representations of actual human hands (so big so real)
so that we may wave them annoyingly in the faces of our rivals (in your face)
they're enormous, yes, yet one size fits all. brilliant. (raise em to the sky now)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. foam finger maker, and know we speak for sports fans everywhere when we say, "no, you're number one". (mr. giant foam finger maker)

[Jack Hydrazine]

Fat fingers cause flash crashes.

Foam fingers cause...never mind.

[massmike]

...and I thought Ashley Simpson at the Orange Bowl was the worst musical moment in tv history...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PZRrnQYVN0

[CIB-173RDABN]

I grew up with American Bandstand. The male singers all wore suits and the girls were all dressed up as well. Simpler time. (I would say better music but some would just call me an old fart, come to think of it, that is what I am, an old fart :)

Dick Clark is rolling over in his grave at what passes for musical entertainment today.

[Secret Agent Man]

It was no longer a foam finger. It was a foam “something” that begins with an “f”.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I suppose we should all be thankful it wasn’t a vuvuzela.

[MacMattico]

Oh great... Many drunken college students will have foam fingers on national TV this fall!

[Rodamala]

Seriously, is it all that bad that I don't own a television set or watch what apparently settles for television programming these days?

Pop culture... I believe I've taken a pass on this sorta stuff.

[USS Johnston]

"She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it.

Right up there with the sacred "Cheesehead".

[over3Owithabrain]

I hope Miley was wearing a sponge when she did that foam finger

[BenLurkin]

Things are only going to get worse.

[caveat emptor]

She's twerping.

Here's some twerking (1:07) by a young Josephine Baker.

A later 2:03 video. Better video, dancing, with less twerking.

She was an interesting woman. She did extensive spying with the French Underground during WWII - After the war, for her underground activity, Baker received the Croix de guerre and the Rosette de la Résistance, and was made a Chevalier of the Légion d'honneur by General Charles de Gaulle.

More info at the link.

[USARightSide]

‘I’ve seen a lot of things on TV.’

For many years, ‘entertainers’ have needed great schtick to stand out from the others in the crowd.
Schtick has gone waaaay over the top.
And it brings the necessary result: we’re all talkin’ bout it, Willis.

As said years ago: ‘just spell my name correctly . . . .’

HATE our grandkids seeing this ap-cray.