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Canada mounting aggressive ‘moose sex’ project
Bangor Daily News ^ | 6/27/13 | John Holyoke

Posted on 08/29/2013 10:01:09 AM PDT by wbill

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To: wbill
"First, I apologize for using the words “mounting” and “moose sex” in the headline. It was a juvenile thing to do. I accept full responsibility."

What's to apologize for - it is, after all, the "Bangor Daily News!"


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21 posted on 08/29/2013 10:22:45 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
In fact, the mainland moose population of Nova Scotia (all 1,000 of ‘em) is considered endangered.

Now we know who to blame.



22 posted on 08/29/2013 10:26:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: wbill

Next thing you know, they’ll have gay moose marriage.


23 posted on 08/29/2013 10:29:30 AM PDT by shego
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To: Slings and Arrows

Please don’t mount the sex crazed moose.


24 posted on 08/29/2013 10:30:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: wbill

There’s a moose on the loose!


25 posted on 08/29/2013 10:30:26 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Revolting cat!

Bangor? Don’t even know’er.


26 posted on 08/29/2013 10:31:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: wbill

Offer the moose food stamps, public housing, and a moderate temperature and they will be screwing in the trees and on the road. It worked here in the Southeast for Democrats.


27 posted on 08/29/2013 10:33:43 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Slings and Arrows

Personally. Would have blamed Mr. Lahey and Randy. Those two will make me feel less amorous.


28 posted on 08/29/2013 10:37:03 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell)
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To: BikerJoe

Laughing out loud!!!!!!!!!!!


29 posted on 08/29/2013 10:37:27 AM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was thinkin’ maybe more like Trevor and Cory.


30 posted on 08/29/2013 10:41:16 AM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: Slings and Arrows

They even have their own bridge.




Help bridge the budget gap



31 posted on 08/29/2013 10:42:36 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Gefn

That’s what the Viagraburgers are for.


32 posted on 08/29/2013 11:00:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

How judgmental.


33 posted on 08/29/2013 11:01:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: wbill
The Moose Mating Call
34 posted on 08/29/2013 11:01:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: wbill

Aggressive moose sex? I always figured moose would be gentle and considerate lovers. Shows what I know.


35 posted on 08/29/2013 11:02:13 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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To: FrdmLvr

Smokes!


36 posted on 08/29/2013 11:02:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

No, NO, NO!

Bangor? Didn’t even MEAT her!


37 posted on 08/29/2013 11:03:00 AM PDT by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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To: Mr. K

But do they brush and floss daily?


38 posted on 08/29/2013 11:03:55 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: cripplecreek
Do they provide a stool?

If you shove hard enough, you're apt to get stool all over yourself...

39 posted on 08/29/2013 11:04:47 AM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Don W

Well played.


40 posted on 08/29/2013 11:05:12 AM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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