Canada mounting aggressive ‘moose sex’ project

Bangor Daily News ^ | 6/27/13 | John Holyoke

[ConorMacNessa]

"First, I apologize for using the words “mounting” and “moose sex” in the headline. It was a juvenile thing to do. I accept full responsibility."

What's to apologize for - it is, after all, the "Bangor Daily News!"

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Slings and Arrows]

In fact, the mainland moose population of Nova Scotia (all 1,000 of ‘em) is considered endangered.

Now we know who to blame.

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[shego]

Next thing you know, they’ll have gay moose marriage.

[a fool in paradise]

Please don’t mount the sex crazed moose.

[blueunicorn6]

There’s a moose on the loose!

[a fool in paradise]

Bangor? Don’t even know’er.

[vetvetdoug]

Offer the moose food stamps, public housing, and a moderate temperature and they will be screwing in the trees and on the road. It worked here in the Southeast for Democrats.

[Gefn]

Personally. Would have blamed Mr. Lahey and Randy. Those two will make me feel less amorous.

[FrdmLvr]

Laughing out loud!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrdmLvr]

I was thinkin’ maybe more like Trevor and Cory.

[Lady Jag]

They even have their own bridge.

Help bridge the budget gap

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s what the Viagraburgers are for.

[Slings and Arrows]

How judgmental.

[Lazamataz]

The Moose Mating Call

[AD from SpringBay]

Aggressive moose sex? I always figured moose would be gentle and considerate lovers. Shows what I know.

[Slings and Arrows]

Smokes!

[Don W]

No, NO, NO!

Bangor? Didn’t even MEAT her!

[Jack Hydrazine]

But do they brush and floss daily?

[null and void]

Do they provide a stool?

If you shove hard enough, you're apt to get stool all over yourself...

[null and void]

Well played.