Canada mounting aggressive ‘moose sex’ project

Bangor Daily News ^ | 6/27/13 | John Holyoke

[wbill]

Post from one of my favorite writers. I thought that it might be a nice change from all of the gloom and doom that's been on FR of late.

That, and anything mentioning "amorous moose" is worth posting.

[cripplecreek]

Do they provide a stool?

[DannyTN]

A moose once hit on my sister.

[wbill]

I was trying to decide if I should ping in Laz.

[COBOL2Java]

[Red Badger]

[DannyTN]

"I was trying to decide if I should ping in Laz."

Lol, maybe, you just never know what Laz will hit.

[wbill]

"Hey Rocky! Watch me p....."

Never mind, don't need to get banned.

[Mr. K]

Moose bites can be very nasti

[Pecos]

You would think that a prohibition against “aggressive moose sex” would be covered by some sort of law in Canada.

[Billthedrill]

Come on, let’s show a little creativity here. Moose singles bars. Moose discos. A Moose section in the Craigslist personals. We can do this, people!

[BikerJoe]

"Did you hear a Moose has sex 5 times a day?"

Dang! I just joined the Elks!

[left that other site]

Put in an oil pipeline with heaters every 100 feet to keep the oil flowing.

It worked for the Caribou.

[wbill]

Disco Moose-ic?

This thread wouldn't be complete without a good moose pun.

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[Hot Tabasco]

They ought to drop flyers throughout New Brunswick offering free sex and beer for moose in Novia Scotia. Of course that would likely create a mass exodus of male Canadians to the province too.......

[Squawk 8888]

To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!

[Farmer Dean]

Q;Is it against the law to transport moose across state lines?
A;Yes,if for immoral purposes...

[Gay State Conservative]

A few years ago I did the Trans Canada Hwy from Manitoba to Ontario...in November.Big sections of that road are in the middle of nowhere,with forests on both sides.A couple of times I saw huge...and I mean HUGE...moose right on the side of the road...100 feet from the asphalt itself.I'm a city slicker who's never been a hunter and I didn't know they were *nearly* that big.

[DPMD]

Has Hillary been chosen for one of the control groups, yet?