[Ransomed]

There’s a reason hetero men don’t patrol public parks at 3 in the morning looking for free anonymous sex: lack of women lurking in the undergrowth with the same idea.

Freegards

[dayglored]

And I'll bet, you probably being a free-market conservative FR type, you didn't need a goobermint grant to find that out!

Now we need to get that Star Wars photo of Darth Vader, saying:

"I find your lack of women lurking in the undergrowth... disturbing."

LOL.