[RoosterRedux]

This will get me banned (but it’s just a joke)...are you suggesting a lease/purchase plan?

[JRandomFreeper]

If you're going to get the zot anyway, may as well go in style.

/johnny

[tumblindice]

Amanda on Big Brother is really depressed after Elyssa won Head of Household. She wants to fracture Elyssa’s skull with a skillet.
But her pint-sized boyfriend, McCrae, is suggesting they might get the producers to lease a black person with an option to purchase.