Amanda on Big Brother is really depressed after Elyssa won Head of Household. She wants to fracture Elyssa’s skull with a skillet.
But her pint-sized boyfriend, McCrae, is suggesting they might get the producers to lease a black person with an option to purchase.
PS I just e-mailed CBS and suggested they drop Robin Williams in the BB, compound for a punching dummy, and save us all a lot of aggravation.