[DManA]

I’m really trying but I don’t get it. Porn? Hamlet?

I know I’ll feel like an ass in about a minute.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m really trying but I don’t get it. Porn? Hamlet?

Despite there being no surprises, people are entirely willing to see new productions of both. (For very different reasons, of course.)

[mdmathis6]

HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

OPHELIA
No, my lord.

HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?

OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.

HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?

OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.

HAMLET
That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.

OPHELIA
What is, my lord?

HAMLET
Nothing.
(3.2.14)