[nickcarraway]

Did he pick the name Chelsea, because his name will sound like, "Chelsea Morning," that song by Joni Mitchell. (Which a former and a future president supposedly named their daughter after).

If he changes shouldn't his last name become, "Womanning?"

[SkyDancer]

When he gets out (should he serve his full sentence) he might look like this. Then maybe some near-sighted geriatric might get a thrill.