Don’t you just hate that when your parents mess with hair? (Actually, I got the idea of putting a bag over my head from a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Sylvester, the cat, was getting beat up by a kangaroo, which Junior, his son, thought was a mouse. Junior was so ashamed, he put a bag over his head.
Two words; Toni perm.
My mom did cruel things to my head.
Now she says I’m too old for long hair.
When somebody shows me where that rule is written, I will ponder it.
(And then not cut it anyway)