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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/09/2013 5:54:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Disambiguator
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:06:47 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:09:11 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: Rummyfan
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:10:02 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:10:48 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: relictele
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:11:32 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: a fool in paradise
46
posted on
08/09/2013 8:13:30 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: MortMan
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:15:15 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
A four foot tall psychic held up a bank at gun point and is on the lam
The news paper reported “Small Medium At Large”.
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:16:28 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words,” Orwell wrote)
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:16:33 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: CodeJockey
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:17:52 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Pretty voice, cute girl, horrid lyrics written in the sloppiest prose I’ve heard in ages...
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:20:30 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Lucky9teen
Test confusion...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello?”
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but the new health care system will
only pay for these expensive tests just one time.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The folks at ObamaCare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:23:23 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words,” Orwell wrote)
To: Lucky9teen
Some of those, Lucky, are the most inspired ideas I have seen in a LOOONG time!
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:24:17 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: MortMan
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:27:09 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin; Daffynition
I was really looking forward to seeing Tony Clifton star in the new Spider-Man franchise.
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:32:16 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:33:39 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
To: MortMan
Happy Birthday fellow Kansan! Hope it’s the best yet and that you have many many more!
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:33:50 AM PDT
by
MWestMom
(Psalms 109:8)
To: Pan_Yan; Lucky9teen
Instead of 140 characters, Tweets would be limited to your IQ numbeLuckily, Microsoft Word has that Wordcount so I can keep track or those 157 words...
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posted on
08/09/2013 8:34:02 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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