Next time you wake a left turn and cut within an inch of a pedestrian crossing a street, and you car gets kicked as a result, let me know what happens.
It is clear that you are one of those intentional “slow walkers”. A bump on this ass seems to get you ‘lil fellers ta high-steppin’.
Kick my car and you will fix my car.
Whether you require hospitalization is your choice, but you WILL fix it and you WON’T do it again.