It is clear that you are one of those intentional “slow walkers”. A bump on this ass seems to get you ‘lil fellers ta high-steppin’.
Kick my car and you will fix my car.
Whether you require hospitalization is your choice, but you WILL fix it and you WON’T do it again.
“Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life”. . .your post, your threat, in cyber-space. . .the irony. . .
;-)