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Just a heads up.

The ranks of the undead are set to increase courtesy of the Detroit fiasco. It seems that if you die in Detroit, you won't be able to get a death certificate. Without a death certificate you - or more correctly your family - will not be able to collect your life insurance, get your undead dead body embalmed and buried, or collect the contents of your bank accounts because legally you are undead and until you become reallydead dead instead of undead dead it will stay that way.

So be prepared for a massive influx of undead dead democrats from Detroit who voted themselves into the twilight zone where there isn't enough money to buy the paper to print a certificate that allows you to be really dead when you're dead.

You think I'm kidding don't you...

3,783 posted on 08/29/2013 9:31:38 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty

Good morning, everyone. I should perambulate out to the garden and see if there are any crummy little tomatoes out there. I could add them to the bean dish with the remaining wine (and beans, of course). It couldn’t hurt.


3,784 posted on 08/30/2013 3:01:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Beware of stupid people in large groups.
Detroit fits the bill.


3,787 posted on 08/30/2013 7:30:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Our first teacher is our own heart. ~~ Cheyenne proverb.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Oh, the poor people who don’t have the resources to get away from Detroit....


3,794 posted on 08/30/2013 9:24:50 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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