Posted on 08/01/2013 7:55:52 PM PDT by chessplayer
HENRY COUNTY, Mo. (KMOX) – Who would cut the tongues and take the reproductive organs from several cows? That’s the mystery police in a small town 90 miles away from Kansas City are dealing with.
“We couldn’t see any signs of trauma, and it doesn’t appear that there was any type of wild animal, such coyotes, that were involved,” Hills told KMOX.
The next two discovered on July 9th and 19th of this year had their tongues removed along with their udders, anus, reproductive organs, and ears.
Mitchell said the veterinarian told her the cuts to the cow were precise and surgical. Also what seems to be the common denominator of all these incidents is the lack of blood and other bodily fluids surrounding the area and inside the animal.
“We’re having to look at this from two sides,” says Hills. “Some people believe that there are aliens that are involved in this or the possibility of the occult going to the other end of the spectrum, we’ve talked to other people that say that just when cows die that’s what happens to their bodies.”
AAAARGH matey hes a butt pirate
Buzzards remove the organs with surgical precision and no sign of bleeding out by the cow? Okay...
Have they at least ruled out George Zimmerman?
LOL.
Hey! My family is from Mexico Missouri!
Aliens aside, can you tell me where the critters went to med school to learn how to gnaw with surgical precision? Cuz I really wanna know.
Buzzards remove the organs with surgical precision and no sign of bleeding out by the cow? Okay...
Apparently. Mighty talented buzzards. lol
“George Bush did it!”
Chinese medicine practitioner getting his supplies for less than wholesale?
"You rang?"
With surgical precision?
They went to medical school for a few weeks in Mexico.
I knew there was a rational answer ;)
” had their tongues removed along with their udders, anus, reproductive organs, and ears”
Maybe they were sent a text from Anthony Weiner and this is the result?
Its actually small parasites similar to gnawing flies. There will be hundreds of them attracted to the dead animals and they eat the easiest parts first.they leave very clean chew lines. Much like some insect damage to leaves. Has been studied a lot but somehow media just never taketime to research that fact.
I have noticed a precipitous drop in the price of cow anus soup lately.
Either that or they’re like Rodney Dangerfields doctor. “I told my doctor, “Hey Doc, every morning I wake up I look in the mirror and I get sick! “Whats the matter with me?’’. He said “I don’t know but your eyes sights perfect’’. “No respect I tell ya!’’.
I saw a walking stick made from a bull’s talleywacker in Sportsman’s Guide.
They must be Aliens. I should inform the authorities.
Oh. I just did. Get on this, NSA!
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