Model electrocuted after peeing on G train third rail

http://www.nypost.com ^ | July 9, 2013 | KIRSTAN CONLEY, LEONICA VALENTINE

[B4Ranch]

A quirky Brooklyn model died early yesterday after he drunkenly stumbled onto a subway track’s electric third rail while urinating in Williamsburg, law-enforcement sources said.

Matthew Zeno, 30, of Bedford-Stuyvesant ...

“He was peeing, and he tripped,” one source told The Post.

[B4Ranch]

Your reply is the winner! I loved it.

[Ditter]

I had to go back and look, I forgot what I said! LOL! :D

[Slings and Arrows]

He p*ssed away his life.

[StormEye]

"A quirky Brooklyn model ..."

A model of what??

[dfwgator]

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

[ObozoMustGo2012]

This story would have been more exciting and impressive if the “ model” was a woman

[mikrofon]

A distant relative of the kite-flying Founding Father: Urethra Franklin

[Hoodat]

And don’t eat the yellow snow.

[driftless2]

"can't recall"

What???...you've never seen that electrode in the back of the toilet? (snicker) I think this guy is a major candidate to win this years Darwin Awards.

[nothingnew]

That's MR,/b>Spark!

FMCDH(BITS)

[nothingnew]

He modeled socks, on the radio.

PIMPLOL

FMCDH(BITS)

[Old Yeller]

Too bad his name wasn’t Peter Fryer.

[Bullish]

What did HE model? Toilet bowel cleaners?

[beebuster2000]

Gravity’s Rainbow

anyone out there hip enough to get this reference? eh?

[EDINVA]

Your #17 made me laugh. Is that a bad thing???

My empathy/sympathy, generally, has diminished to, um, Zero.

[packrat35]

I have pissed on an electric fence when I was young teenager and it will most definitely shock you.

[cardinal4]

Model?

[Flick Lives]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[Fightin Whitey]

MISTER Spark...

My apologies.

I hang my head with its decidedly unpointed ears....

[nodumbblonde]

“Quirky” + “Model” + Bed-Stuy = hipster?

Is that right? Check my math. ;-)