Leave him there, and announce the opening of a new public outhouse.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
He told the authorities he had stumbled down the chimney accidentally while out for a walk. 
2 posted on
07/28/2013 12:53:18 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
3 posted on
07/28/2013 12:56:22 AM PDT by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows
The middle name “Wayne” strikes again.
6 posted on
07/28/2013 1:48:58 AM PDT by
Little Pig
(Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m sure there are more tight holes awaiting him in jail.
7 posted on
07/28/2013 1:50:07 AM PDT by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Slings and Arrows
If he cursed me out, he’d still be in there. Maybe toss a feral cat or a couple of rats down to liven up his boredom.
10 posted on
07/28/2013 3:32:07 AM PDT by
Bon mots
To: Slings and Arrows
This sentence makes no sense:
I asked him what he was doing down there and why he was trying to break into the building and he got real violent at that time,’ Mr Raney told KSPR-TV. How violent can you get when you are stuck in a chimney?
14 posted on
07/28/2013 4:51:02 AM PDT by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Leave him there, and announce the opening of a new public outhouse.Or . . . leave him in there, go on with your business, and when there's a bad smell, call the exterminator or the health department. Feign surprise.
A while back there was an article about a store demolition and when they cracked open the chimney, there were bones from a guy who disappeared years before. Heckuva way to go.
21 posted on
07/28/2013 10:21:07 AM PDT by
Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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